KILL ME



PLEASE !

George Bush meets with the Queen of England. He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?""Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?"The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "Well, your Majesty, that would be me."
Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his Vice President, the same question. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says Cheney, "let me get back to you on that one."
Cheney goes to his Advisors and asks every one, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the men's room and recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall. Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answerthis for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not yourbrother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!"
Then, Cheney goes back to speak with Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

So, it was Liann's birthday yesterday. We all gathered for lunch in OneU. Lunch started pretty normal, eating.. talking.. laughing.., until the camera came out one by one. hahaha. CAM-WHORE sessions! We were like going crazy snapping and snapping and snapping. =p Well, that's what you usually get when you have a bunch of girls together right =D
*ClicK* for more pictures =)

At night, I was in Decanter. Another birthday celebration. The bday boy was dead drunk at the end of the night!
*ClicK* for more pictures =)

the retarded-looking birthday boy =p

eugene*me*james

I came home a lil tipsy, its been such a long time I drank that much. Nice to do it once in a while =) Nothing to blog already la, malas to type. he he

tAtA~
* m u a k z*

~Have a great birthday~
Love ya lots lots lots
xOxOxO

Okay, I'm off to bed already. Early class tomorrow, plus I have to go take care of my sick clown after class and then lunch with the girls. No nap time for me =(
I'll be a walking zombie tomorrow =/

goodNyts~
tAtA~
* m u a k z *

I had f**cking connection problem for the past few days. I can't go online at all! But thank God now I'm finally online =D and it feels good. Seriously, not being able to go online sucks. I have to run to my mom's office to get my lecture notes, to check for announcements blablabla. I can die without the internet! hehe. Summore I cannot play o2jam!!!

I was dying to check my mail for the past few days coz my lecturer told me that he will mail me during the weekend (last week) to inform me if I was selected for the internship. He said 'If you receive an email from me, you're chosen. Otherwise...' But thanks to my connection problem, I was unable to check my mail..and I was living in curiosity for the past few days until yesterday. I went up to my mom's office to check my mail. I almost scream when I saw the email from my lecturer, jumping up and down like a maniac..haha. BUT when I click it open..hah..false alarm. I wasn't chosen, kena REJECT! ='( I did not meet their stupid requirement, my results was..urm..quite bad. But oh well, at least I tried. Now I don't need to feel bad at all, I applied but got rejected. Better than I never apply at all. My lecturer said that I can actually apply straight to E&Y myself, but I'll save myself from another rejection lar. I'm quite upset though, but I'll just comfort myself with the 2 months holiday that I will be enjoying at the end of the year instead of being torture with work and stress! =D

I stayed back in college till evening everyday this week. It was damn tiring. I actually finish class at 12:30 most of the days but this week sucks. I had a test on Monday from 6-7pm which I think I flung it =( I went on a trip to BankNegara on Tuesday, it was okay lar..all the ceramah was of coz super f**king gila babi boring, haha. I only enjoy the coin museum, damn cool..and the toilet!! haha. Their toilet are super awesome!! Go check it out =p haha. And on Wednesday I had to attend this talk by Tan Sri Jeffery Cheah(however you spell his name). My lecturer made it compulsory to attend it! It was 3/6 of my tutorial attendence! Actually it doesn't matter if I attend it or not also, I was sitting on the floor right at the back!! I bet no one can see me, coz I can't even see the front! First time in my life I see the lecture hall pack like shiT!..and for the first time, the lecture hall was so hot! I was suppose to be in class just now from 2:30-5:30 but I skipped it, ooppss? haha. Thank God I don't need to stay back next week, I can die!!

I don't have class tomorrow! =) No need to go college~ *thank GOD!~*
I'll be watching LittleMen tomorrow *yay* I can't wait to watch it, it should be really funny.
Okay I think I typed quite a lot edi, so I'll stop.

tAtA~
* m u a k z *

The teacher asks, "Michael, If you were on a date, having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the rest room?"
"Just a minute, I have to go pee," he said.
The teacher replied, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you, Paul, how would you say it?
"I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back."
The teacher responded, "That's better, but it's still not very mannerly to say the word 'bathroom' at the table."
"And you, Little Johnny, are you able to use your intelligence for once and show us your good manners."
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment, I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted.